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Mera 1 juta mumy or 1 juta Papa k haat me Tha

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SIR-Tum der se kyu Aaye

Santa-Mumy Papa lad rahe the

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Snta-Mera 1 juta mumy or 1 juta Papa k haat me Tha

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