Quotes and Jokes

1st Friend:"dekh maine naya mobile
Liya..
2nd Friend:"waah, chal party de, mai
tujhe gift dunga.. Shaam ko wo hotel gaye (after
dinner)
2nd:"tumne hotel me khane ka inetzaam kaise kiya...???
1st:"Mobile Bech ke.. Teri khushi se
badhkar thodi kuch hai..
2nd:"Saale, Mujhe pata tha, tu aisa hi karega.. Maine tera becha hua mobile Us dukan se le liya tha..
Le teri gift...
"Zindagi me dost nahi, Dosto me zindagi hai..''

I keep ego and attitude always in my pockets

I keep ego and attitude always in my pockets, so that I can use it when my self-respect and sentiments are being tested by people.

Mentos khao dimag ki batti jalao

Har
aasman
me
sitare
nahi
hote
Har
samandar
ke
kinare
nahi
hote
Har
nazar
se
ishare
nahi
hote
Har
bahar
me
nazare
nahi
hote
Har
park
me
fuvare
nahi
hote
Har
jaam
ke
paimane
nahi
hote
Sabhi
hasino
ke
diwane
nahi
hote
Har
gam
ke
fasane
nahi
hote
Har
mahatma
sant
nahi
hota
Har
msg
ka
ant
nahi
hota,
Ped
par
lage
hain
aam
jakar tod
lo,
Agar
kuch
reh
gaya
hai
to
khud
jod
lo,
Ab
gusse
se
muh
na
fulao,
Mentos
khao
dimag
ki
batti
jalao
aur
bijali
ka
bill
bachao
mano
meri
baat
nahin
to
bhaad
me
jao
bauhat
ho
gaya
ab
mera
dimag
mat
khao
padhna
ho
sms
padho
nahin
to
laal
wala
batan
dabao
tumhe
jitana
pakana
tha
maine
paka
liya
ab
tum
kisi
ko
pakao
itni
der
se
sms
pad
rahe
ho
kuch
kha
pee
to
aao,
mera
kaam
ho
gaya
ab
tum
apana
hunar
dikhao
Ab ye dusro
ko
padhao:)

Make a game

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