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Bhool gaye Naam ya Number Hamara !

Lambi hai Manzil Door hai Kinara,kyu nahi aata ab Msg tumara,Bhool gaye Naam ya Number Hamara !Ya mil gaya koi Dost Hamse bhi Pyara.

Dost kyun nahi aaya aaj SMS tumhara

Lambi hai Manzil door hai kinara, Dost kyun nahi aaya aaj SMS tumhara, Bhool gaye number ya naam hamara, Ya koi mil gaya humse bhi Pyara...??

Zindagi me dost nahi, Dosto me zindagi hai..

1st Friend:"dekh maine naya mobile
Liya..
2nd Friend:"waah, chal party de, mai
tujhe gift dunga.. Shaam ko wo hotel gaye (after
dinner)
2nd:"tumne hotel me khane ka inetzaam kaise kiya...???
1st:"Mobile Bech ke.. Teri khushi se
badhkar thodi kuch hai..
2nd:"Saale, Mujhe pata tha, tu aisa hi karega.. Maine tera becha hua mobile Us dukan se le liya tha..
Le teri gift...
"Zindagi me dost nahi, Dosto me zindagi hai..''

"Jaisi karni waisi bharni"

Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
To
To
yaad rakho ki
"Jaisi karni waisi bharni"

I keep ego and attitude always in my pockets

I keep ego and attitude always in my pockets, so that I can use it when my self-respect and sentiments are being tested by people.

FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai

Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,
sab 2 din ki masti he.
Tera husn bi tab tak qayam he,
jab tak..
.
.
.
.FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai

Mentos khao dimag ki batti jalao

Har
aasman
me
sitare
nahi
hote
Har
samandar
ke
kinare
nahi
hote
Har
nazar
se
ishare
nahi
hote
Har
bahar
me
nazare
nahi
hote
Har
park
me
fuvare
nahi
hote
Har
jaam
ke
paimane
nahi
hote
Sabhi
hasino
ke
diwane
nahi
hote
Har
gam
ke
fasane
nahi
hote
Har
mahatma
sant
nahi
hota
Har
msg
ka
ant
nahi
hota,
Ped
par
lage
hain
aam
jakar tod
lo,
Agar
kuch
reh
gaya
hai
to
khud
jod
lo,
Ab
gusse
se
muh
na
fulao,
Mentos
khao
dimag
ki
batti
jalao
aur
bijali
ka
bill
bachao
mano
meri
baat
nahin
to
bhaad
me
jao
bauhat
ho
gaya
ab
mera
dimag
mat
khao
padhna
ho
sms
padho
nahin
to
laal
wala
batan
dabao
tumhe
jitana
pakana
tha
maine
paka
liya
ab
tum
kisi
ko
pakao
itni
der
se
sms
pad
rahe
ho
kuch
kha
pee
to
aao,
mera
kaam
ho
gaya
ab
tum
apana
hunar
dikhao
Ab ye dusro
ko
padhao:)

Physically challenged Please be patient

A car ahead was moving like a turtle and not giving me way inspite of my continuous honking! I was on brink of losing my cool when I noticed the small sticker on the car’s rear!

“Physically challenged; Please be patient.”

And that changed everything!! I immediately went calm & slowed down!! In fact I got a little protective of the car & the driver!!! I reached work a few minutes late, but it was ok!

And then it struck me.

Would I have been patient if there was no sticker!???

Why do we need stickers to be patient with people!??

Will we be more patient & kind with others if people had labels pasted on their foreheads??

Labels like ——

"Lost my job” , “Fighting cancer”, “Going through a bad divorce” , “ Suffering Emotional abuse “ , "Lost a loved one”, “Feeling worthless” , “ Financially broken”..... and more like these!!!!

Everyone is fighting a battle we know nothing about. The least we can do is be patient & kind!!!

Let us respect the invisible labels!!!!
8th …

Then my father replied, "It is a charity wrapped with dignity, my child”

She asked him, 'How much are you selling the eggs for?'

The old seller replied, 'Rs.5/- an egg, Madam.'

She said to him, 'I will take 6 eggs for Rs.25/- or I will leave.'

The old seller replied, 'Come take them at the price you want. May be, this is a good beginning because I have not been able to sell even a single egg today.'

She took the eggs and walked away feeling she has won. She got into her fancy car and went to a posh restaurant with her friend.

There, she and her friend, ordered whatever they liked. They ate a little and left a lot of what they ordered. Then she went to pay the bill. The bill costed her Rs.1,400/-. She gave Rs. 1,500/- and asked the owner of the restaurant to keep the change.

This incident might have seemed quite normal to the owner but, very painful to the poor egg seller. The point is, Why do we always show we have the power when we buy from the needy ones? And why do we get generous to those who do not even need our gene…

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