How to kill an Ant–Joke

Que in Engineering Exam :
How to Kill an Ant ? (Asked in exam for 15 marks..)
Student’s Answer : "Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep it outside the Ant’s Hole..
After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank...
Push ant in to it.. Now ant will go to dry it self near fire...
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire...
Then admit wounded ant in ICU...
Remove oxygen mask from its mouth and kill the ant..."
MORAL : Don’t play with Engineers, they can do anything for 15 marks...

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